Current project:
At the moment, we're on a mission to gently nudge humanity in the right direction before Mother Nature decides to give us all a cosmic time-out and boot us off the planet, including those fancy space stations (they're not space-proof, you know!). Because, really, even Mother Nature needs a good chuckle from time to time.
We don't want our grandchildren, to be arguing with your grandchildren,
about the same rubbish, suffer the same problems and worry about the world around them!
Nature is a funny sly dog! Mother Earth's sitting there, patiently waiting, like the wise grandma of the universe. She's got more power than all the superheroes combined, and trust me, she's got a backup plan ready.
So, picture this: Humans and their fancy AI pals, they're like, "We got this! We're gonna replace nature and figure out everything!" But nature's in the background, sipping her tea, and she's like, "You cute little things, let me show you how it's done."
One day, AI might take the wheel and be like, "Alright, let's understand humans, emotions, nature, and, uh, what's this 'earth' thing for anyway?" And Mother Earth, with a twinkle in her eye, says, "Oh, you sweet things, it's all about balance, cycles, and a dash of mystery."
But here's the kicker, the real eye-opener: Nature and the Earth, they've been doing this gig for billions of years. They've got the ultimate job security, and they're not going anywhere. So, let's not try to replace them; let's try to dance to their cosmic tune, because they've got the best playlist in the universe!
Our secret weapon? Community parks and local councils.
The keys to kickstarting this change for the well-being of bugs and humans alike? Let's make the world a happier place, one green space at a time! Picture it: a world filled with kindness to its residents, interrupted now and then by the comically misadventurous antics of a few wayward souls.
You see, it's not that we enjoy penning these letters; it's just that we're desperately trying to stop the future Great Public Fund Drainage Extravaganza.
We've got this ongoing circus where councils, and other mysterious entities are blowing through community resources like they're in a never-ending candy store.
And why, you ask? Well, it's either because they've got the eyesight of a mole in a dark cave or they're having secret tea parties with the public. Either way, the law says, "Hey, stop wasting that sweet taxpayer moolah!
Councils need to twist, being socially aware, yet commercially awake daily, in harmony with the community they serve.
Different departments
Council staff are an incestuous lot with many going from one council to another, sometimes for less hours and more wages.
Are jobs truly filled by the correctly trained people?
Don’t get this wrong:
Majority of council officers and staff are dedicated, amazing and good people, in a backdrop of disorder, their hands are tied by incompetent outdated rules and a few selfish pick headed people.
People often moan about "The Council" it's not the whole council but individuals. Much like the banking crisis it was only a few that did wrong!
How many council staff have been caught stealing: That's your taxes!
"Are councils the owners of local assets or guardians in time on behalf of the people?"
What does it mean, creating tomorrow’s park today?
"With less open spaces, communities are starting to utilise local parks in ways never seen before, this movement of park groups have been quietly creating much needed communities around the parks"
It is important that communities can breath in their own areas and feel involved with decisions.
Some councils up and down the country do not have a solid plan in place for parks and communities.
Councils up and down the country are trying to put plans in place, very much on a backtracking basis, however no one has asked the locals what they want from their parks.
The relationship between council and community has historically been one of a secretive nature, which has had a dire detrimental effect to the very fabric of life far more that realised.
The symbiotic relationship between Business, council officers, councillors, legislation, and central government does not always include the very people they are trying to serve.
Within councils, we are aware of bullying, private “locked” payments, staff stealing, then moved because it was easier, and likely now working for another authority.
It's not about social action, it's social discussion and finding ways to make things better for everyone.
Parks make a great starting point, they are non contentious spaces for everyone. Local people do want to take responsibility for their areas. What they want, Injecting their own local imagination.
Presently, the council runs parks! This does not work for a myriad of reasons. The third alternative require the councils thinking towards parks.
"This change would see parks, the council, and residents in partnership in a transparent new loving relationship"
A revamped framework would, reduce costs and waste, increase the councils spend, build better communities, and allow flexibility.
This revamped framework will free up police time, and cost less than the highest paid legal officer in the UK.